Cha0s Gaming - Os and Shad's House

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*enters the house with Neveah*

05:01

Hi!

Yo. {He’s in the middle of moving some potted herbs around.}

{Thuds into the room.}

05:07

Hello, I came to let you know I’ll be shopping instead of eating.

Huh? {Sets down a lavender plant.} Oz isn’t gonna like it, but go ahead. Get your shopping done.

Thank you. {Beetle departs.}

{Oz comes into the atrium. He’s drying his hands, yes all of them, with two hand towels.} Welcome back. Would you like some tea while the roast finishes?

I love tea!

What kind would you like? I have a few different selections. {He gestures to the couple rows of potted plants.} Lavender, Jasmine, Red and White Clover, Black tea, green tea, tea with milk and honey…

walks in with Lily". I love tea as well thanks

Lavender

Slow down, Chef. {He chuckles as he walks by.} Make sure to breathe between words.

red please

Do you want them hot, or iced?

Hot!

I need to buy potions later for health (edited)

I will set the water to boil. {He waves for them to follow.} Come, and I’ll have you seated. We made finger foods.

*sits on couch*

sits by Lily. "yay food

No, no— come with me to the dining room. {He gently ushers Navaeh and Lily through the next few rooms.}

follows Oswald. "oops

*sits at table*

goes into the dining room and sits at the table

Scales will bring you the finger foods while I prepare the teas.

05:26

Lavender and Red clover, da?

yesssirr

*looking around the home.* ...Hm? *looks at Oz* Yes. Lavender

05:27

Should call my family. Let them know I'm okay. *calls Gale*

{Exits the room, just as Shad comes in balancing two platters of tiny finger sandwiches, cheeses, jams and some sorts of sauces.}

Is this working? Umm... Hello? Honey, how did she say this things works?

You talk into the small hole area at the bottom, you have to hold it like this *proceeds to show him*

Oh, thanks honey.. Hello? Can you hear me in there? *looks at phone*

Here you go. {He sees the phone.} What the Hells is *that*?

Hey Mom and Dad! Just calling to let you know I'm alive! *chuckles*....*sees Shad staring*....Uhm....Fuck....*her voice sounds scared*....I gotta go....

Whoa chill, I’ve seen crazier. {Holds hands up, peacefully.} …what is it?

A....communication device....

Yeah? {He crosses his arms in thought.} Huh… that gnome guy make it? He was always working on something.

....Yep! Definitely! Totally didn't get one from a lady from the future or anything! That'd be craaaaazzzzyyyy!!!!!

“Lady in the future…?” What? Girl, just tell me where you got it. I want to know if I can afford one… or two.

I got it from a woman from the future....But don't tell anyone, okay?...Estella will kill me....

{The hippo returns— with tea.} Shadzaar, leave the girl be. I can hear you across town if you wanted me too. {He sets the teas by their respective drinkers, with some honey.} Besides, if Baracus finds out about anything to do wit Time, he will question her relentlessly.

Oh yeah… forgot about that. {He rubs the back of his neck.} Sorry…

Who's Baracus

05:43

*sips tea*

Ugh, even get me started on that birdbrain. (edited)

Bird?

He is the librarian in the Adventurer’s Hall.

Oh! An Araakocra?!

No, an Owlin.

*gasps* EVEN BETTER! I made so many friends at Strixhaven that are Owlins!!!!

{Slumps into a chair, putting his feet up in the free one to his left.} What the Hells is “Strixhave”?

It is the school of schools for magic, Scales. {Takes the seat to Shad’s right.} Highly elite, if I recall correctly.

You're kidding....Right? Strixhaven Colledge Of Magic?!.....THE MAGIC SCHOOL OF ALL MAGIC SCHOOLS?!

{Raises a brow ridge.} I ain’t go to school.

Where's your owl friend? He can explain it better

{Squeezes his shoulder supportingly.}

Yeah, not my friend. {He scoffs.} Always griped on me for “leaving books hidden under the shelves”.

Do not mind him, he’s just hungry.

*Thirsy*.

Apologies— *thirsty*. (edited)

Then go get water

You misunderstand, little one. He’s a—

A vampire. {Smiles to reveal his fangs.} And you guys popped back up right as he was about to lemme bite him.

.....*grabs Harley and runs out of the house.*

He means we didn’t want to be inconsiderate… oh. That was rude.

runs with her just waking up from her insomnia nap

{Shaking head while laughing.} Love when they react like that.

*Shadzaar*. {He gives him a hard look.}

Ugh, fine, fine. {He gets up from his seat.} I’ll go let them know I’m not gonna eat them. {He bursts into a swarm of bats, and exits via an open window.}

{With a sigh, Oz cleans up the tea Lily accidentally spilled when she rushed out.}

{While setting up the table, Oz is eagerly waiting for their return.}

{He opens to door, and kicks off his shoes.} I’m back! And brought a full house, Oz!

{He shuffles into the atrium.} Full house…? Oh! {Surprise paints his face.} I didn’t expect there to be more.

Hi!

Hello Oz. Good to see you

Hi Oz!!!

Hello

Hello again~

06:34

{He shakes Gale and Chelsea’s hands, gently hugs Fernessa, and offers Lily a Bon Bon left over form a yesterday when he made some.}

{Makes a face.} Where’s my sweets?

*takes the bon bon* Thank you *eats it*

It is a consolation offering, because a certain Dragonborn— who is getting no sweets —scared you with his bad manners.

Damn… I thought it would be funny.

She didn’t find it so, Scales.

It's fine. It's my fault for being quick to judge

I already said sorry… fuck. {He glares at the floor.}

{He pats her on the shoulder.} No harm done.

06:38

{He also rubs Shad’s back, and whispers to him. Whatever he said makes the green on chuckle.}

So… {He clears his throat.} You guys want anything with your meal? Drinks?

{As Shad talks, Oz gestures for everyone to follow.}

We got some brownies from Milo the other day, too. If you want any.

I'd love some brownies

Girl, you *just* became an adult. Maybe slow down a bit? These are not your Grandma's brownies

Oh let her live a little. As long as she's in a safe area when she does

She’s right, though. {Sits at his old seat.} These ones are pretty strong. Oz isn’t a lightweight.

Just let me have one. I can handle it

You sure honey?

{Speaking of Oz— he’s hauling in a massive pot of roast beef, with onions, carrots, plums, gravy and potatoes. He hoists it into the table.}

Yeah I’m not giving her a brownie without you two’s permission.

Perhaps a small piece.

I'm sure, Dad. You heard Mom. As long as I'm with trusted people, right?

Besides, I'm partaking too

Cool. We all in?

You're your own woman now Lily. You can do as you please. But just be careful, start small...

{Brings some glasses and different wines.}

Okay...I love you.

{Secretly smiling, hoping one day he and Oz can adopt or somehow have a child.}

06:49

So? You all participating?

Don’t pressure them. {Sets out utensils, napkins and smaller glass of water.}

Just me and Lily, Unless Gale wants to

I will be participating as well.

You know I’m in.

I'm good thank you. Prefer to keep the mind sharp myself.

You sure? I mean, I don't wanna pressure you

I'm not either

That is alright, the wine is my own brew. It calms the body, but leaves you sober. {Disappears into another room for a moment, then returns with a wicker basket.} For the taste mostly, but it helps focus too.

I gotta admit, if you’re reading, it’s good to keep you on track.

May I have some?

Of course, the bottles with the green paper band around their necks are my brew. {Gestures to them.} The rest are vintage I bought from the tavern.

*takes a vintage bottle* Nice!

There is a cork screw in the…kitchen? {He frowns.} I’m sorry, I thought I brought it out. {His anxiety spikes, and he’s just about to rush back to get it. But Shad stops him by holding his hand.}

Nah, you have a seat. {He gets up.} You been working since seven, I’ll go get it.

07:03

{He goes, retrieves it, then returns.} Catch! {He tosses it to Lily.}

*it hits her in the eye and she screams. holding her eye with her hand. blood pouring from it*

Shit! What'd you do?!?

Lily! *rushes over.*

{He jumps in surprise.} What? Oh fuck! {Rushes to grab some napkins.} I’m sorry! That was fucking stupid!

Why did you throw it?! {He attempts to stop the bleeding.}

I’m sorry! {His eyes are wide, even fearful.} We can fix it, right?!

You realize that Drinking Plus drug use, is not the best combination for a dinner party.

Fuck… this was such a bad idea. {He grips his horns. Pulling them.}

*still screaming in pain and terror as she thinks about what to do.*

{Pushing firmly on her eye wound with napkins. He also tries casting Calm Emotions.} Shhh, calm down.

07:16

We should get her to Sebastian. I’m sure he can do more than us.

*she begins to relax from the spell, but she's still in a lot of pain, so at he very least, she's crying*

{Standing away from everyone, trying to breathe normally.} I’m sorry… {He leaves the room.}

*petting her head. trying to soothe her daughter as best she can*

Lily, I am going to carry you there if you like.

07:21

I do not have the skills necessary to help you more than what I am currently doing.

Gale opens a portal taking her to Sebastian's Hospital. After a while they return, Sebastian was able to stabalize the wound, even heal her. Using the staff she was able to cast cure wounds, healing the socket. But the eye was lost.

How is she? {Is cleaning the blood off of… everything.}

She's stable. But we lost the eye.

*now wearing an eyepatch* ...Hey. I'm fine

{He sighs, sadly.} I am sorry for her loss, and Shadzaar’s impulsive behaviour. {Lowers a blood soaked towel into a bucket.} I have something that might be useful to her later, if you’d like to have it.

Lily, does your phone thing work for your Wife? Maybe call her?

I didn't think about that...I was freaking out at the time...*calls Estella*

You have a solution?

*answers* Hey girl... how did the mission thing go?

I need your help...

What's wrong babe?

07:29

Shit a costume party? And you didn't tell me? How come you get to be a pirate....

*points to the eyepatch* The dragonborn took my eye out....

*looks for Shadzaar* He did what? (edited)

07:32

*regenerates Lily's eye* Where is he....was it an accident?

Yes, it was an accident...

{Wrings out the towels, and takes the bucket to dump it.}

Oh... alright. Just be careful next time okay?

Okay honey...I'm sorry....I just wanted to have some fun too...

{Returns with a new table cloth. And using Mage hand changes the bloodied one.} Terrible mess… I am sorry we meet under these circumstances.

We've bet Os.

We… have?

*changes* Hello...

*changes back*

*falls out of chair blushing* Stop switching so fast. Both are hot

Araavos? I… don’t understand. Are you the same person as that woman?

Anyway babe, relax, alright. Mistakes happen. Anyway, I got to go, some of the girls want to catch a movie. Yes and no Os. We're the same person, but we are not the same... I'm more fun sweetheart..... *she winks at you* Anyway.. Later girl...*she kisses you and fades out*

{Confused as ever, he leaves to find Shad and wash his hands.}

*stands back up and wipes his chin*........

Gale! I don't mind crushes, but really?!

I can't help it!!!!!

{And shortly after returns… without Shadzaar.} Well… I did not find him. {A worried expression claims his face.} I must apologise on his behalf.

It's cool, I got my eye back. Got any more?

Really?

I… you still wish to continue with dinner?

What?!

{Tugs on his fingers anxiously.}

It was an accident!

N-No, it is not that. {His nervous eyes dart between all the faces.} I’m not sure I want to continue with out him…

found this outside, explained everything, here you go. *drops Shad, then fades back out*

{Rubs his rear.} Fuuuck, warn a guy next time before you throw him on the floor, yeah?

{He makes a surprised noise. Then rushes to check on Shad.} Are you alright? Where did you go?

Maybe we should go home. Avoid further issues

Come on, Mom, it'll be fine!

It's alright. All is forgiven, Accidents happen. But are you sure you want more drugs and wine?

Sorry… I was out back.

Life is way too short for us humans, Dad. And I just turned 18. I feel like I have to

{A great big sigh escapes him.} It is alright. {He looks to Lily.} Young one, you’re mother is right.

You don't have to do anything.

Even I gotta admit… it’s not a good first time. {He frowns.} I’m real sorry I fucked it up…

{Hugs him from the side.} It was an accident. But you should try and control your impulses.

*she hugs him* Sorry if I made you worry about me...

Before you go, do any of you have a Ring of Holding? I will send you with roast.

No, I do not

I do

Come, I have wooden bowls with lids. {He pads into the kitchen.}

07:55

{He returns with several bowls. Which he generously fills up each.} Here you are.

{Shad stands awkwardly to the side.}

Thanks Oz

Thank you, Oz

Thank you

They start eating

{As they do, he and Shad step out of the room. When they come back, Oz has a fresh bandage on his left forearm.} I’m not sure the plums were a wise choice. But I wanted to experiment. {He sits and sips some water.}

07:58

How is it?

It's very good Os, thank you.

That is good. {He scoops his own, much larger bowl. It’s the size of a mixing pot.} I wanted to make sure, as would be a disgrace to my mentors back in the monastery if it tasted bad.

Yes it was very good. We should do this again sometime. You know minus the whole eye gouging part...

Mom, you're going to make them feel bad.

your mother was joking.

Well it wasn't funny....

{Lightly chokes on his roast.}

{Shadzaar excuses himself, and leaves them to it.}

Did anyone find the eye by the way?

Gross.. mom.

*stares at his soup to see if it got in there*

{Frowns. Then looks in the pot of roast.} I do hope it is not in here…

The group departs, thanking Os and Shad for their hospitality, though, they're pretty sure someone just ate an eyeball. Os and Shad search the house to see if they can find it for a while longer, before cleaning up and heading to bed.

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